I woke up this morning and right when I sat up I could feel that one of my feet was without the sock I had fallen asleep in. Then I looked to my left, and it was below my pillow. How it got near my head, I have no idea.
I must say that I'm at a loss for words, although the thought "how are you sleeping on that thing/why are you not ridden with diseases by now?" does come to mind.
Corduroy pillows make headlines!
ReplyDeleteI must say that I'm at a loss for words, although the thought "how are you sleeping on that thing/why are you not ridden with diseases by now?" does come to mind.
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S NOT OUR AWKWARD SEX COUCH IS IT‽
ReplyDeleteAnd the "our" in that sentence is refering to "our couch" not "our awkward sex." FYI